Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,135 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/590 points)
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Make a horrible mistake... (Thanks to Edotee for the idea)
Finish all 20 levels, its very difficult.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Find 16 muffins!
Find 32 muffins!
Destroy the town hall in the final level.
Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
Complete the game!
Find 48 muffins!
